Just some Why's! with a little humor!

Why do some of the sweetest/kindest women I know have jerks for husbands? Why do people want to look like others (i.e. celebrities)?? Why do people want to use foul language to talk........Do they think they sound intelligent or cool?? Why are some people so intelligent that they don't have common sense?? Why do people get angry when they have to wait in line at stores.......should everyone else step aside because they are royalty(haven't seen Jesus waiting in line in any stores I've been in)?? Why do people today want something for nothing?? Why do people not have intergrity anymore?? Why do some people think their children are perfect (Jesus is in heaven!)?? Why do telemarketers call & then mispronounce your name?? Why do children's sports coaches take the game so serious (as if they are playing!)?? Why are girls in school so catty?? Why do most men never ask for directions & then complain when their lost?? Why do cell phones try to spell what you want to text before you type it(can they read minds by the feel of your fingers)?? Why do children want to stay up late when they have to get up early....and then go to sleep early when they can sleep late?? Why do people watch scary movies & yell at the TV for the actress/actor to not do that you'll get hurt?? Why do people watch soap operas (& then tell the TV he/she is cheating on you)?? Why do people who are being interviewed/questioned say uh, ya know & etc?? Why do commentators or sports analyst feel that they have all the answers.....but they usually have never held public office or played AND coached a team?? Why do people say suck it up.......do they want you to choke on it?? Why do we do the crazy things we do??...............in the words of my brother......People are stupid & you can't fix stupid! LOL! Its not a serious blog---it was written to make you laugh. We all have our moments & if you haven't had any yet, wait until you get a little older. They come more frequently then (the voice of experience? yes)! If your not laughing, oh well, I tried. If you have a why, let me know, maybe I'll do another one! Love Ya'll!